Cookies Promise Larger Breasts
Okay, I had to click it, I don’t want larger breasts (Oh Maude, please No!), but seriously? It made me laugh at the idea.
So I read the article. Ugh! The person who wrote it & tried these magic Japanese boob promising cookies? Um, aparently wants larger breasts as long as she doesn’t get fat. Yeah. To quote:
“Does not promote weight loss.” Uh, check? Does this mean I’m going to get fat?”
I also found it completely stupid that instead of using, oh I don’t know, A FUCKING TAPE MEASURE, she chose to use her boyfriend to check for boob growth. Wow, really? Aw, that’s so sweet…NOT!
She has no worries with eating two cookies a day for seven days in her little experiment where she states:
“While I’m not one to pop questionable supplements (or anything non-FDA approved, for that matter), I took one for all of you ladies out there in the name of research. You’re welcome.”
No thank you! Not want! WTF?! Is all I have to say about this. Somehow she lost weight yet her boobs got bigger. It must be magic! And when she stopped eating the cookies? Her bigger breasts deflated back to their original size.
Not that I had any doubt that this article would be silly (to say the least), but to throw in some anti-fat shit to boot? Real classy. Apparently she’s fine with her B cups, but not okay with gaining any weight at all (even in the boobs?). I know it’s nothing out of the ordinary. I know this is typical. I know I know I know. But can I just read something, ANYTHING, without someone kvetching over gaining an ounce?
Wow, that sounds like a fictionalized ad…
That’s what I thought, too. =0)
It reminds me of all the diet aid ads I used to see in the back of my mother’s lady mags back in the day. Somehow every one of them lost huge amounts of weight overnight and wound up with bigger boobies. Even at seven I was skeptical.
The next time this lady wants to ‘take one’ for me, I politely decline her offer. Just so she knows.
Oh totally! All of those ridiculously worded ads…as if overnight you’ll be a brand new woman. Puulleeease! =0)
Oh, and using her boyfriend to measure her new boobs instead of a tape measure… at absolute minimum that is some serious TMI I could have lived without.
*twitch* What?
No objective measure, no controlling for placebo effect, tested on ONE PERSON and she’s all “OMG IT WORKS!”
Are people this dumb? Really?
My thoughts exactly. =0)